![]() ![]() leather finishing's on the seat rides are in tatters, and the rides are definitely not clean. I'm sure they're "safe" but they look completely unappealing and run down. Same seven or so run down carnival rides i remember from 15 years back. So enjoy walking on the pavement that people are constantly spitting on all day. I actually got sick from what I can only imagine to be the water, but that's not important. Definitely wouldn't let my child swim there.ĭid i mention there are NO SHOWERS? You get to soak in their gnarly human soup all day and then get to let it marinate while you drive home. Which just straight up smells like a bacon foot sandwich. The water in the rides is not heated as advertised, and reeks of bodily fluids. Not cleaned at all throughout the day and people were sticking their garbage to the stall walls. The women's bathroom my wife said was just as bad. They weren't cleaned once all day we were there. ![]() Men's bathroom was caked in a brown sludge all over the floors. The bathrooms you change in are absolutely horrendous. But maybe they make the drinks gross on purpose so everyone is sober. The least they could do is provide an actually tasteful beverage. The Rum used is the bottommost shelf Barton's Light and goes for $10 a bottle. Ingredients for the drinks come in these old, cheap looking cartons. But that doesn't mean they should be able to get away charging $10 for a small plastic cup Daquiri. I'm sure no one comes to water safari to get plastered. Let's get into some of the finer details shall we. The décor is faded and seriously needs updating. This park opened in the 50's and it shows, because not only has barely anything new been added but they've taken things down. Went here for a little break this summer and was devastated. I also do not support water safari after seeing a bunch of reviews and complaints about how peoples special needs children and disabled peoples were treated here. I’ll be going to well, anywhere else next year. Would not recommend to anyone unless you have kids or you are a kid. Before today, I hadn’t been there since 2018 and nothing has changed- except the prices and the music is now awful country music. Unless you have a pass or bracelet thing you can’t even run to your car once you hand in your tickets. I’ll be going to great escape where I can at least leave the park and come back if needed. Not worth 30$ a person, especially if your 18+. 10.50 for the same size cup but a wine slushy (the wine comes from a MF pouch not even a bottle or box) There are maybe 25 rides overall - with 3 new rides after like idk 18 years. Which is… DISGUSTING and again, cheap! Yet a 8oz small cup (which is what you get when you buy an alcoholic bev there) is 9.50$ each. Highly over priced alcohol beverages with like LITERALLY 1% alcohol added and it’s the cheapest you can buy (Barton’s rum). ![]() I mean it’s great if your 15 and under or have kids. but nothing has changed here besides the prices and it was super smelly everywhere. I was so excited to come here today, I woke up early and headed out. I’d give this place 0 stars for your attitude after reading your responses to others. I went here with an open mind and high expectations and it sucked. Edit: I’ve seen most replies to the reviewers are that you guys are rated 4.5 stars so your guest who didn’t have a good time or disagree is irrelevant basically but lemme tell ya, idc if you guys are rated “4.5” or even 5 stars- it’s not hard to be highly rated when we have such little options here in NY for kids especially. ![]()
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